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The Mentors interview & performance in ASSSSCAT at UCBTLA [25 Jun 2006|12:55am]

The Mentors will provide a fitting close to The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre's week long OFFENSIVE FEST in Los Angeles.

Sunday, July 2nd @ 7:30 the band will appear in the improv show ASSSSCAT and play a half hour set afterwards. The show is only $8.

OFFENSIVE FEST is a week long celebration/examination of offensive humor. In the spirit of Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Redd Foxx, Bill Hicks and Moms Mabley, taboos will be shattered, stomachs will be turned, beliefs will be challenged and laughter will ring out. Come join the fun when the UCB Theatre, home for all things comedy in LA, takes on all things offensive.

What exactly is ASSSSCAT? Well, it starts with a group of improv comedians currently working in film and television taking the stage accompanied by a special guest monologist. Some guest monologists are talented celebrities, others are screwed up weirdoes. Either way, they usually have great stories to tell. We take a suggestion from the audience, then the show begins. The special guest shares off-the-cuff thoughts, feelings, and personal remembrances inspired by the suggestion. The improvisers in turn use this impromptu monologue as fodder for a series of high octane, balls-to-the-wall improvised sketches that have made this show one of the longest running improv shows in the history of the world.

Cast: Matt Besser (UCB), Ian Roberts (UCB), Matt Walsh (UCB), Sean Conroy (Crossballs), Andrew Daly (MADtv) and Andrew Secunda (Late Night with Conan O'Brien), plus special guest improvisers.

ASSSSCAT with special guests The Mentors
Sunday, July 2 @ 7:30pm ($8)
reserve tickets now >>

Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
5919 Franklin Avenue, Hollywood, CA 90028
www.ucbtheatre.com | 323.908.8702
ALL AGES | valet parking only $3.50
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[06 Jun 2006|09:46pm]
anyone know where el duce is burried? i searched findagrave.com to no avail.
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[15 May 2006|11:07pm]

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Hmm... [10 Jan 2006|06:12pm]

Well, I have a pretty solid collection.
The Gardy Loo practice VHS (which I found for 2 bucks at a Goodwill here in Tallahassee)
Sex drugs and rock n' roll cassette
The wretched world of the Mentors dvd
Up the dose
You axed for it
That "El Duce's Mentors live cd
where the FUCK can I find Rock Bibe or To the max?
I see pretty shady looking casssette copies floating around ebay sometimes but I'm not sure if I trust it.
p.s. Damn, someone needs to keep this community alive, since none of the Mentors fan pages work anymore this is the only place to come for info really.
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[15 Oct 2005|12:53pm]


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[07 Sep 2005|10:52am]

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Sing to the tune of Longhaired Redneck/Outlaw Scumfuc [27 May 2005|07:54pm]

Everybody knows that I beat women
This is a fact that I can not deny
Lots of people don't like of what I do to them
But they are just so pretty when they cry
Some dumb cunt in the corner is getting to me
Bitching at me like I fucking care
She's getting on my nerves, I'm losing my patience
If she does not shut up she'll be falling down the stairs
Cause I like to punch them in the stomach
And dragging them around by their hair
It's a real treat when they can't even remember
how that big black eye got there
cause I like to drink whiskey in glass bottles
And breaking it on her while she is unaware
I guess that dumb cunt never learned to stop complaining
So excuse me now while I toss her down the stairs
So I can sing all these songs about beatings
Rock Em Sock Em is a good one that I know
I just love it, it's a real great time
So I suggest beating up some girl that you know
And everybody knows...
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[21 May 2005|06:36pm]

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el duce [10 May 2005|11:11pm]
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from the minds of Rad and I [27 Apr 2005|08:53pm]

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Fuck you [22 Apr 2005|12:48am]

Join scum_bags  or I'll fucking kill you.
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My back patch. [07 Apr 2005|04:46pm]

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STORY [18 Jan 2005|08:18pm]

delite: and dude, on sunday evening, adam and i were downtown, and some homeless dude smoked us out on 4th street. he used to chill with el duce.
delite: he asked adam was the 4 f's were.
delite: and he answered correctly, so the dude(who was hella drunk) smoked us out
FeroxZombie: So you can thank me for getting you that
delite: yes
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On a lighter note... [18 Dec 2004|04:09pm]


From Allen Wrench...
"No fan can kill me."


mocks assassins


Hey all you fucking pussies out there… for years corporations and MTV have watered down rock music and made it ‘safe for consumers’. And a lot of fans out there like to come to the shows and talk shit. That’s fun and all, but don’t think for on second that Kill Allen Wrench is a professional wrestling act. Try and pic a fight with me and you’ll be inspecting a fucking mic stand, or if you’re lucky you might only get your jaw broken by my hands of steel.

But due to Satanic worship and heavy methamphetamine use, unlike Dimebag Darrell I cannot be killed by any human.

Anybody remember the Guy up in Canada that was supposed to shoot me on stage?

Fuck off pussies.

international superstar
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Dimebag Darrell R.I.P [10 Dec 2004|04:07am]

[ mood | angry ]

Dimebag Darrell R.I.P. 1966-2004

The Peds website shutdown from the volume of people going to view the photo of me and Dime getting drunk with Ace Frehley Kiss paint on our faces. I will try to get it back online here http://www.myspace.com/thepeds. The news of Dime's death is a huge shock for me. I had the opportunity to meet Dime at Rocky's nightclub in Charlotte NC many years ago. My friend Tripp McNeil of the band Seducer invited me to this knowing Dime would be dropping by after his Pantera gig. He was a huge influence on me as a young guitar player. I got see to see Pantera with Type O Negative on my birthday at LJVM Coliseum in Winston Salem NC. After the show I got to hang out with Dime a second time at Ziggy's nightclub. Dimebag Darrell was a great guitarist and one of the nicest people I have met. The Heavy Metal community has lost a great musician.

Posted on www.damageplan.com & www.pantera.com
by The Peds guitarist Fred Ped

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You know it... [27 Nov 2004|01:55pm]

rape rock is love
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Well shit the bed... [24 Nov 2004|03:11pm]

There is a new Mentors album on the way! I don't know how it's gonna be, but I'm sure those guys will stay true to form. There are some new members from the Northwest Breeders on this album. And yes... THEY WILL TOUR! Check it out...
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[23 Oct 2004|12:25pm]

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[21 Oct 2004|06:56pm]

My new icon is the greatest.
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[14 Oct 2004|03:01pm]

In sex ed the teacher was telling about how many girls get sex offended , and how horrible it is. At the time I was sporting my Mentors shirt with a girl being pinned down by a foot.
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